Logopedist for president

There was a black president named Obama
Whose speeches were all like a drama
He pronounced “corpsman” with “s”
Making us all suffer distress
That erroneous, but sincere Obama


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Pirate and Viagra Limerick

There was a pirate captain of Agra
Who had never been taking Viagra
For he watched on the net
Clips make penis erect
That ingenious captain of Agra